Calvin

Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.

Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!

by Deborah Johns Seymour Butes July 13, 2021

Calvin

The goat.

Cole : Oh my god its the goat!

Aiden : Oh its Calvin!

by TheFuckingGoatAidenMasse December 15, 2024

Calvin

a warm body

I had a nice nap on a Calvin today.
thank you.

by awestar27 April 03, 2019

Calvin

Crusty turd booster(aka: crusty turd edger).

What the hell are doin over there Calvin.

by WynnBros February 01, 2025

Calvin

We don’t talk about “it”

Son: Dad there’s Calvin with a Jim Crow shirt on
Me: go gargle your fucking mouth with holy water

by Ruly January 12, 2019

Calvin

A Calvin Is A Young Black Man With A BBC and the best E SEX EVER. He also likes the word Bandit.

Calvin has the best e-sex. Calvin pulls all the e-bitches.

by urbancalvin June 27, 2022

calvin

calvin is the best boyfriend ever. he is so handsome and perfect, with that blonde hair of his. thank you god, for letting me have him as a boyfriend.

calvin is the best boyfriend in the world.

by isabella? October 18, 2024