A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.
by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019
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Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.
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A male-identified person who does not enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same-sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).
A Side can be a cisgender Male, a transgender Male (transman), or an intersex Male. In addition, a Side can be a masculine Male, or a feminine Male, a genderqueer Male, or an androgynous Male.
Furthermore, a Side can be a gay Male, a bisexual (bi) Male, a pansexual (pan) Male, or fall under the Ace umbrella (asexual Male / graysexual Male / demisexual Male, etc).
A male-identified person who does not enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same-sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).
A Side can be a cisgender Male, a transgender Male (transman), or an intersex Male. In addition, a Side can be a masculine Male, or a feminine Male, a genderqueer Male, or an androgynous Male.
Furthermore, a Side can be a gay Male, a bisexual (bi) Male, a pansexual (pan) Male, or fall under the Ace umbrella (asexual Male / graysexual Male / demisexual Male, etc).
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I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!
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After listening to Herman incesstantly babbling about a fence post I applied the butt and switch method.
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