Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018

Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018

Xavier Luna nasty

They have small dicks and have blonde hair and blue eyes, usually not fat nor skinny, they are in between. Gay guys who cheat and can never get dick even though they talk about it. They act Mexican/ Spanish but know a little bit and try mixing it in with English to make it seem like they know how to speak Spanish. They usually will try to suck there friends bf dick. Typical ugly ass who thinks he can get dick when know one wants t touch a blob.

Kelly: Xavier Luna nasty tried sucking my bf’s dick

Tessa: he’s gross and such a scum bag, he’s jealous bc he can’t get any dick from a gay guy nor straight guy!

by Chelseyboyyyy December 7, 2017

xavier and bridie

2 good friends
Xavier

Where do I begin, not only is Xavier extremely good looking he is really kind hearted, to everyone and makes the best jokes. Even when they are cheesy as hell. Before I met an Xavier I was a mess but he turned my whole perspective around on everything! I could never replace Xavier, he is my best friend and my future <3 I would do anything for him.

Bridie
Bridie is the best person you will ever meet. she is beautiful, smart and amazing. she has a nice figure and is kind. she has no idea how sexy she is. she has the most majestic smile; the only thing better than her smile is her hair flick (it looks liek an autistic horse) she is thicc and has a nice ass . I love you Bridie (p.s. we should date)

xavier and bridie are boomers

by Tigar_exe January 6, 2020

Xavier

He Keeps Playin 2k and he is FAT He Need to HOP OFF thE gSME AND HE IS NOT A SUPERSTAR IT'S A CAP HE IS SO BAD

Your Such An Xavier

by Dimekidthea351 February 24, 2020

Xavier

A man who has the smallest pp in the world, no game with the ladies or men, and is gay

“Is that Xavier?”
“Oh yea that faggay”

by Datnibbachaz February 26, 2020

Xavier Tate

Noun - A freakishly tall retard. He uses his powers of seduction on others because he is a baby boi.

J.E.F.F. - Bro, That Xavier Tate is an absolute whore.
Xavier Tate - I know I am

by PenisWhore420/69 March 22, 2020