Xande

To feel bad, sad, mad, down in the dumps, crappy. A term of unpleasant feeling towards life. The opposite of Zamu.

"Hello, how are you?"
"I'm very xande..."
"Oh! Thats to bad. You should be Zamu!"

by Dear June... :] June 5, 2009

Xander

Minecraft

Xander loves Minecraft but has no Minecraft gf

by Iliketacos yumm October 19, 2019

Bernie Xanders

Another word for Xanax. For the reason of how badass Bernie is.

I just popped a Bernie Xanders.

by Swag Daddy Bernie May 14, 2016

Xander

A not so good guy, Xander is a racist, sexist homophobe who will do anything, and I mean anything to get a girl. He is also irritated by the sound of a keyboard.

Goddamn, that guy is being a real Xander right now

by Xander Millar 74 June 14, 2018

Xanderman

A Xanderman is when you take take a Tootsie pop and continue altering it between your mouth and someone else's ass. The real trick is not knowing if you've reached the center or just have shit on the tootsie pop.

While giving him an Xanderman, I thought I reached the Tootsie Roll center but it was just shit.

by R. Venture31 October 28, 2018

Xander Hall

A god like black kid who is a resident of Blue Springs, MO. He frequently wears shades and will jump you at any moment using a pencil or a eraser hanging on the end of a nuse. He make cocktails and frequently will end up mixing the wrong things into his drinks. Like the black god he is Xander Hall likes to make memes to help deal with his depression (His shades hides the fact that hes slowly losing his sanity). Be on the look out for his dad. "Have you seen my Dad?"

Merdy Mop#1- Hey you got the pods i bought?
Merdy Mop#2- Yea my nigga, lemme get one out
Xander Hall- YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA!!!
Merdy Mop#1- Oh shit!
Merdy Mop#2- Run my nigga! Run!
Xander Hall- I'm not even using 10% of my power.
*continues to beat with handmade whip

by BlackJesusHimself February 13, 2019

Xander Bush

Xander Bush is an amazing boy that is sweet and charming and has big peen

Xander Bush is special to me and special ed

by Devin Bloodworth May 7, 2019