flash-write

To quickly write down an essay.

To BS an essay really quickly and jot down the first ideas to come to mind.

I’m about to flash-write the hell out of this essay!

by The Most Mysterious Man March 11, 2018

chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.

Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!

by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018

writes in cursive

Someone caught sexting by the pervert-patrol.

Stay away from the one who writes in cursive.

by LAMO93401 January 30, 2018

writing in your journal

a substitution for the word masturbation so you can talk about it in polite company without arousing suspicion.

Writing in your journal is a very stress relieving activity.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.

by journal-writer86 November 18, 2011

How to write a terrifying villain

Just base it on the Urban Dictionary guy

Hym "How to write a terrifying villain? Oh, geezers, I wouldn't know..."

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023

Write

I caught the fat old slag saying the word "write" instead of the word she was trying to say. Get it? Because I WROTE something about her. Get it? Dave did it too! Freudian slips for the win. God, I had no idea how useful a little college level psychology could be before this all started but holy shit! 10 out of 10. Would recommend.

Hym "I owe the practice of psychology a great deal. And now I have several business have employees participating in imposed schizophrenia one of which HAS MICROPHONES EVERYWHERE AND THIS INSTANCE WHERE SHE SAYS 'WRITE' INSTEAD OF WHAT SHE MEANS TO SAY HAS BEEN RECORDED and the other where their posts directly coincide with mine across a 6+ month period. This is too rich man. I really can't believe it. To be this right about so many absurd things. Like, if someone did this to you, do you really think you would have been able to figure it out? At all? Would have even had a guess as to how you would even start to determine whether or not it was real? Or whether the whore was fucking that retard? Now I know there's a portion of you who think 'Too good to be me' but give me a break. You would have been fucked. I'm the only person who could have made this work. And it's not because I'm a genius (which I am). It's mainly just you being a bunch of dumb shits. You really thought you were better than somebody. Lo and behold I'm a living, breathing, money factory and it's so easy for me to generate billions of dollars that you need to pretend I'm not doing it to maintain your delusional worldview. I can't fucking believe it. I really can't. I challenged you all to 'Me vs. Everyone' and you lost you fucking bums! Aahahahahahahahaha!!!"

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

Writing on the wall

The best song written, made by Will Stetson

sane person: Hey bro have you heard this new song its called writing on th-
totally normal person: HAVE I HEARD OF WRITING ON THE WALL???? ITS BEEN ON REPEAT ON MY PHONE AND MY BRAIN 24/7 I NEED THIS SONG IN MY VEINS. IN WILL STETSON WE TRUST!

by RayIsDum October 23, 2023