Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

Dick Wrinkle

A word used to insult someone who is strange looking

D : ( A strange looking individual ) Hi R

R : Fuck you Dick Wrinkle

by RubenScoobin October 8, 2025

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

Wrinkle Ball

An act where two men lay in the 69 position, and for an agreed upon amount of time (Typically one minute), unwrinkle eachother's testicles with only their hands. Whomever does the better job wins.

Hey man, the Wrinkle Ball tournament is in a week. Lets get practicing!

by Therealshizzler February 19, 2025

Wrinkle neck bass

Synonym for a male appendage.

She got hit in the face with Jack's wrinkle neck bass

by Tally w hacker October 20, 2021

Penis wrinkle

Any person who surpasses the level of fucktard

Friend: look at this fucktard bro he let his buddies give him an atomic wedgie

Me: no thats a penis wrinkle bro

by Kraccer Jakk January 9, 2021

wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020