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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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foreskin wrinkle

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wrinkle button

Simply a butthole. It’s wrinkly and shaped like a button.
“Guys, my Girlfriend let me stick it in her wrinkle button last night
by The Wrinkliest Button January 15, 2024
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Ray Wrinkles

A Ray Wrinkles is a scam, a sham, or any sort of unscrupulous trickery. It's throwing a wrinkle in the normal situation.
Joe went to cash in his chips, but they pulled a Ray Wrinkles and paid him out in counterfeits.

Jimmy ordered a cherry coke, but the waitress gave him the old Ray Wrinkles and served him a regular coke.
by pokercuse08 September 14, 2025
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creamy wrinkle

when you cum in a grandma above 70 years of age
I'm gonna give you're grandma a creamy wrinkle
by Viridianhero June 28, 2024
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Wrinkled purse

She carries his wrinkled purse like a trophy.
by Steve Pliskin December 27, 2011
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