Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

penkle wrinkle

a descriptive phrase from the root ,penis wrinkle.a penkle wrinkle is a demoting insult.

you penkle wrinkle.

by jak jizle jawz September 16, 2009

[great wrinkled pumpkin]

On Halloween going trick or treating at an elderly person's house

Hey Mark lets go visit the great wrinkled pumpkin

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010

Shit Wrinkle

When your in the bathroom stall and you hear someone taking a shit. It sounds like a wrinkle coming out of their ass.

I was in the bathroom and the girl in the stall next to me made a shit wrinkle

by DamzeL June 6, 2011

penis wrinkle

someone who isn't quite a dick but is still a huge ass hole.

"hey joey have you heard of that new kid?"
"yeah man i heard he is huge penis wrinkle!"

by beccakarp May 12, 2014

Wrinkle Biscuit

Elderly folk; sometimes shortened down to "wrinkle bisc".

"Tonight I am going to my wrinkle biscuit's house for milk and cookies."

by Wrinkle Biscuit January 11, 2015

Penis Wrinkle

An unusually large pivot on the shaft of a male's junk.

When I sucked-off Kody last night, I noticed he had a penis wrinkle.

by EF6 Tornado January 21, 2015