Washington Wiener Wrap

A man must wrap his shaft in a tortilla (preferably cornmeal) to substitute for a condom. Then proceed to insert Mexican Ingredients into the woman's anus and vagina. The man will then fuck her profuciley, causing the ingredients to mush, the woman will then force them out into the tortilla and roll it as best she can and then proceed to eat it.

"Latino Women give the best Washington Wiener Wraps."

by LSDemonKid March 17, 2017

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018

"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."

by A Gherkin November 23, 2018

C-wrap

A synonym for a condom.

Yo Lonnie, this bitch is fixing for a ride. Hook me up with a C-wrap. I don't how dirty that tang is.

by Ghost deini January 11, 2006

flat-waps

1. Breasts of a usually older and over-weight female which are saggy, long, flat and astoundingly repulsive.

2. Breasts that when not upholstered by a bra hang so low that they pose a serious trip hazard to the lady who they belong to.

"Is she a milf?" "No fucking way, she's got flat-waps and bingo wings!"

by Bigtoke September 7, 2009

snatch wrappings

1. the hold a woman has on a man

2. a woman's panties

1. That woman really has her snatch wrappings on Joe.

2. Candy wears some sexy snatch wrappings from Victoria Secret.

by badge531 July 12, 2012

burrito wrap

When you wrap your partner in their bedsheets and then proceed to fuck them.

Her sheets were already messed up so I totally burrito wrapped her.

by SexySexPanther December 7, 2015

Bubble wrap girl

A girl who is so accident-prone that she becomes injured so often that her friends will start joking about wrapping her up in bubble wrap for her own safety. Far too often, it turns out that the "accidents" are the result of domestic abuse.

What do you call the husband of a bubble wrap girl? A man who beats his wife.

by Dale James August 7, 2017