jehovah's wittness

1a) A cult like socity, that does not celebrate the following hoildays:

1b) 1.christmas! ( omg are you serious)

2.thanksgiving! (code name: turkey: because they belive we worship the turkey!! again OMG!)

3.halloween! ( Demons!! Demons!!)

4.Birthdays!! (yes birthdays!! so whats are still 7 dude it's been 30 years!!?!)( don't do birthdays because someone died on that day!!)

5.any and all government hoildays! ( so on laborday your ass better be at work!!)

2) JW's also are known for knocking on your door!, and trying to ""save your soul"" (on saturdays) and PO people on there day off!! they hand out pamphlets on the ending of the world. (what a way to start your day.)

3) CULT!

4) also a from of hide-n-go seek!!( HIDE there coming down the street!!)

steve: shhh.... you hear that!

paul: yeah!...what is that!

steve:...... O shit!! its those jehovah's wittness! kill the lights!!

paul: damnit i think they saw me!

steve: paul i'm scared

JW's:*knock knock knock* we saw yo ass. we aint leavin till you open the door!!

both: NOOO!!!

by paul y steve November 28, 2009

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1. To do something so rediculously stupid and uncalled for that everyone yells at you and you flip out on them.
2. When everyone in the room goes quiet because you said a very stupid joke and no one laughed. The fact that you are a loser dosen't help either.

1. John pulled a winty after he let his friends shoot him with their paintball guns and then got angry and attacked them when they stopped.
2. John said a remark on the goof walking past him, and every one looked at him, it got quiet, and then everyone broke into simultanious laghter at John.

by Winty is a Loser September 12, 2005

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