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fingering the grandma

doing or keeping e.one story I herd about this unusual term is that some old folk acidentaly mistook there grand childs drug stash as medication. invibed and became more um comfortable with sexual activity than they had been in years. in other words an example of the power of the drug.
by anita bigdick May 24, 2004
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wineinger

means "wine maker" in german
That man is a great wineinger
by Wineinger July 5, 2008
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James Wingertness

A condition which causes soemone to love someone in another state, get stoned and/or drunk with friends older than oneself, mock southerners, and run about while your truck catches on fire...
DEAR GOD MY TRUCK'S ON FIRE! I MUST RUN DOWN THE STREET TO ASK MY NIEGHBORS FOR A FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHEN THE HOSE IS ONLY A FEW FEET AWAY! I have James Wingertness!
by Bitchieygurl13 July 10, 2004
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chicken fingering

When someone puts a chicken finger inside of themselves for pleasure. Then eating it for flavor.
Rebecca was chicken fingering herself at the restaurant and was asked by the waiter to leave and never cum back.
by HomerJaySimpson11 August 24, 2016
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Sticky-fingering

Hooking up with a guy for the sole purpose of stealing his belongings, especially things of value.
"Man, I did some hardcore sticky-fingering last night! I gave a guy a b.j. in the corner of the party and stole his cell phone, wallet, and iPod! I win!!"
by Chick with a Mission October 21, 2005
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Bag Wandering

Verb- The time while eating out of a bag (chips,pretzels,etc) when one wanders aimlessly around the bag with their hands to find the biggest/best item.
E-man - Dude, u better not be bag wandering with that hand u just scratched ur nuts with.
Dee - aight my bad
by I Just itched my nuts May 31, 2007
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two Fingering

1.When you have both fingers in each nose hole and drive at the same time.

2. When you make a gun motion with your hands and then proceed to stick it up someones ass hole.
I seen a lady two fingering her nose while driving past my job
by Elizabeth07 June 14, 2011
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