Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door

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Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.

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by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer

When your friends Freon made a joke and you made it worse and used it in urban dictionary

Daimian I’m fucking the doom slayer

Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer

by Legion the wrestler to become August 18, 2021

I don't understand why you searched this up

Why... what do you hope to gain from this

Tell me why, (ain't nothing but a heartache), tell me why ( ain't nothing but a mistake)

But for real why did you look this up?
I don't understand why you searched this up

by IconicFlame June 7, 2021

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...

"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

My foot hurts and I don't know why

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.

Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 21, 2022