scouse wedding 

An extremely violent and alcohol-induced brawl involving two large sections of opposing men, women and children. Usually from Liverpool.

"Have you heard the news about the MiddleEast?"
"I know, it's turned into a right scouse wedding."

scouse wedding by Patrick Antonis September 10, 2008

Porno Wedding 

A movie that has not yet been made, but should be.

"Hey! Let's go watch Porno Wedding!" Little Tom said. (After all, it was the only action that Little Tom could get.)

Porno Wedding by qu2samantha December 8, 2003

3 tier wedding cake 

The visual result of what looks like 3 rolls when a a fuller figured mature woman wears a 1 piece swimsuit, i.e. a 3 tier wedding cake! Top roll: boobs, 2nd roll: waist, 3rd roll: belly.

I tried on a few swimsuits at Sears the other day, but I wound up looking like a 3 tier wedding cake!

3 tier wedding cake by beejereeno August 13, 2007

Royal Wedding Fever 

The realization that you do not care about it. And you must be having fever like symptoms, because everyone else on the planet is hooked!

Hey? You got that Royal Wedding Fever that's all up on HLN?

What?

Royal Wedding Fever by harrycomets May 18, 2011

arkansas wedding cake 

a loaf of white bread

After the NASCAR race was over, they served dinner topped with a nice slice of Arkansas wedding cake

arkansas wedding cake by mosyntax December 27, 2007

Royal Wedding 

A sexual act; where a White male has anal sex with a Black female while she is menstruating, and pulls out, comes on her ass then throws a handful of confetti on his load.

yo bro, i need to get it in tonight, but my girl is on the rag.
Thats ok dude! you can have a Royal Wedding!

Royal Wedding by Johnny Holeshot May 21, 2011

Canadian Wedding 

a euphemism for a same-sex union which may or may not actually take place in Canada.

Didn't you hear? Adam and Steve are finally having their Canadian wedding is this weekend!

Canadian Wedding by MisplacedPgher April 21, 2010