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wedding cake

Any guy who:
a)Is Sweet
b)Has good taste
c)Looks good
d)Has many layers (not one dimensional, blech!)
AND
e)Is reserved for someone else or completely TAKEN (I/E: has a serious/exclusive girlfriend, fiance, or wife.

A true lady may playfully flirt and have and active friendship with a wedding cake, but will NOT agressively flirt or otherwise make serious moves towards a man who is of wedding cake status, no matter how desirable.
"Mike's hot"
"Yeah but he's a total wedding cake."
"Girlfriend?"
"Fiance."
"Damn!"
by fabellaregina May 3, 2006
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weddle

A person with a fascination about rabbits. Has a tendency to rabbit on all the time about rabbits. Likes visiting people in their homes and talking about rabbits, and himself. Drinks lots of their red wine and talks about rabbits.
Just rabbits, oh, and watership down.
"Let's get weddle. He'll talk about rabbits!"
by totty limejuice July 13, 2007
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Assault Rifle Wedding

I'd rather have a shotgun wedding than an assault rifle wedding.

the halo 3 assault rifle is for n00bs
by Gambit3896 August 17, 2010
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weading

When you get stoned and read a book. Get high and obtain some knowledge.
I will be weading my kindle after smoking this joint.
by WitchyMunky April 4, 2017
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Royal Wedding

Describes a scenario in which a woman's labia is so long it is dragging on the ground behind her like a royal wedding dress.
"Man, i hooked up with this girl from the bar last night!"
"How was it?"
"Total royal wedding, way past beef curtains!"
"GROSS!"
by Reming June 15, 2011
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weda

a white girl that is hard and acts ghetto
Neena called Nathalie a weda because Nathalie is white and she said "Fasho gangsta ima stick a cap in yo motha fuckin ass if you dont bust a right on Grove street".
by ShMoOfY April 23, 2006
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Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake:-

Wedding Caking is an extreme version of Bukkake, even more extreme than Gokkun in which an actress may swallow the ejaculate of up to and beyond 100 men.

The ultimate aim of Wedding Caking is to cover the 'cakee' in so much seminal fluid that they resemble a thickly iced (frosted) wedding cake.

To fully accomplish the act of Wedding Caking requires many litres of semen, this semen may be collected in advance, but common practice seems to favour live ejaculation; where the recipient is ejaculated upon by a constant stream of men.

A successful Wedding Caking may require upwards of 200 men, although it is a long process the outcome is very favourable and Wedding Caking is prized for its great entertainment value.

Wedding Caking is relatively uncommon, but is popular with the underground porn industry, large orgies, and swinging parties.

Amateur Wedding Caking is a more common act. Amateur wedding caking is done using the same process as normal Wedding Caking, but is done by only a small group of men. Amateur Wedding Caking is often refered to as Ice Bunning, Birthday Caking and Battenburging.
"Me and the lads gave Barbara a really good Wedding Caking last night, I had flashbacks to our wedding reception."

"If you don't shut your mouth I'll make you looking like a Wedding Cake lad."

"Ahmed arose from his slumber to the horrid reality that he had been Wedding Caked during the night."

"How about some Ice Bunning this evening wife."

"You want some Goo Goggles to go with that Wedding Cake, beeatch!."
by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008
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