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cowboy wannabe

1.Someone (Genrally A Man) Who Wear's A Cowboy Hat, Cowboy Boot's, Big Belt buckel and the Plad Shirt: but Ultimatly, Ends up Being The Cowboy's Less Romantic, intelligent and Freindly Cousins, the Redeck,Hick or Hillbilly.

2. Someone From A City, Who Hasnt Seen the Light From A Dessert Sky, Shot A Gun or Slept Outside (Hated Very much in Rural Areas)
1.''Look At That Buoy! he Comes From A God Damn Trailer Park, He's just A Cowboy Wannabe!''

2. ''Look At That City Slicker Tryin To Catch Them Cattle, Hes Just A Cowboy Wanna Be!''
by The Proud Albertan! August 11, 2006
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Pharrell Wannabe

A new ghetto phenomenon! About 70% of the Black and urban kids (and Black suburban kids with rich parents) on Myspace will appear this way:

1) Dressed in any of the following attires:
a) A "vintage" (meaning it's either from Gadzooks or American Outfitter)T-shirt either worn by itself or over a bright-colored polo shirt with the collars up.
b) A brightly colored polo (striped or neon) with the collars popped up.
c) About 600 different gold Run DMC-style chains around their neck.
d) A multicolored trucker hat.
e) A printed scarf or kerchief around their mouth or neck.
f) Tight ass jeans (for girls tight jeans or a mini-skirt)
g) Silver chains on their pants.
h) Either wearing Vans or those candy-colored, ugly Ice Creams.
i) If they're rich, they're wearing authentic BBC. If their poor they have on a T-shirt with the BBC logo screen-printed on the front.
j) They're wearing (F)APE, if they're rich...BAPE bought from some fly-by-night street hustler in Central Park. If they're dirt poor, they're wearing some multi-colored hoodie with fabric prints suitable for pajamas and bed sets.
k) They're either wearing vintage glasses with the lens popped out or "Louis Vuitton" shades.

2) They stick their hands up in the notorious STAR TRAK sign.

3) They claim they are "skaters" when a month ago they thought skateboards were just for grunged white kids.

4) Pharrell Williams, Kanye West, and Lupe Fiasco are the "best rappers of the 21st Century" to them.

5) Pharrell is the husband to all of the girls (Oh, so Pharrell's a polygamist now?)

7) They own a skateboard that they never skate, but to just take a picture of it and put it up on MySpace claiming that "Skateboarding is Life".

8) They overuse the taglines "Kick, Push, Coastttt", "Skateboard P", "Nerd", and "Louis Vuitton Don".

9) Their new nicknames begin with the word "skateboard" and the first letter of their name.

10)Their MySpace pictures are brightly colored, shot at different Myspace angles flaunting their ICE and VANS and their fingers formed in the STAR TRAK sign.

11) Are self-proclaimed N*E*R*D's...when a year ago the word "nerd" was a stigma.

12) They get between 30 to 135,567,890 comments below their pics with any of the following tags:
a) "OMG! You lookin' fresh2def!"
b) "You look like Pharrell. You so sexy!"
c) "Kick, Push!"
d) "Your Vans are the sex."
e) "I wanna sex your Trucker hat!"

13) You are indeed a "hater" or "loser" is you express dislike for Pharrell, Kanye, or Lupe.

This kids are like a plagued cult of Indigo Children. They are humorous but at the same time creepy.
Friend 1: Hey look at me!!! I can skateboard! I'm like Pharrell now! (kicks skateboard and starts skating). Kick, Push, Kick, Push, C--- (skates into a pole and knocks their teeth out)

Friend 2: Man, you're such a Pharrell Wannabe. You embarrass me.
by twistedbabydoll June 25, 2007
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Wannabe-prep

Someone that wants that wants to be a prep so bad.
She would prefer to listen to rock and metal but can't because she wants to fit in with the preps so she listens to pop and pop-rap even though she hates it.
She buys all her clothes from Holister, Abercrombie, and American Eagle even though she hates those kind of clothes. Dyes her hair blonde.
At parties she pretends to get drunk off two whine coolers and dates some preppy guy with a tiny dick because he's "popular".
The biggest type of poser you can possibly think of.
She's not respected by the other preps at all, and everyone hates her.
Kevin: Did you see Katie trying to act stupid on purpose in class just to look like a dumb blonde? She's not even a natural blonde.
Daniel: I know she's such a wannabe-prep.
by Ugo293 January 13, 2010
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a myspace stalker/wannabe

a girl/boy who mainley looks at someones page constantly wishing to be them,they look on there page nearly everyday to see what music they like,how they dress almost everything.They try there very best to copy them in everyway,probably steal pictures.A myspace stalker/wannabe is usually a 15-17 yr old teenager who has issues.
omg im so ugly im gonna try and clone myself to this person because i have such low self esteem and i am probably sick in the head.Maybe im a myspace stalker/wannabe erm... no i just like the person
by de1234 January 20, 2006
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WannaBeGoth

A person who wants to be a goth but isnt.
That kid is a wannabegoth because he wears black all the time but just isnt a goth (pat Walsh)
by Mitchell Comeau (Ruger) April 5, 2003
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Wannabemo

A wannabemo is a vain person who wants to fit in with the "cool" people, but will end up being socially rejected in most cases for being a self centred asshole. They more than often spend 90% of their lives sitting listening to music they don't appreciate and buying clothes they don't like, as long as they're the emo trend. See poser.
Wannabemo: Man, I want a pair of converses! It's not as if I actually like them or anything, but it's what all the popular kids are wearing! Omg I hate my life!
*rubs wrists with the blunt end of a plastic butter knife*

Bystander: Dude, you are such a freakin wannabemo.
by Hybridflame February 6, 2007
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wannabe townie

The only thing worse than a townie! They somehow manage to have a lower IQ than a regular chav and they have a fake attitude problem and think they are funny but infact they are just retards! They are hated by everyone including their heros "townies"
WT: Respect
Townie: Fuck up of you wannabe
by ???? May 13, 2005
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