wallored out

An opening that is deformed from it's original shape. Usually in reference to holes that are no longer round.

She was so wallored out that I had to move side to side so she could feel it.

by BBoE May 2, 2006

brown waldo

A brown waldo is a bowel movement left in a strategic location that makes it hard to find. The more specific davenport (popularized by pro football player Najeh Davenport) would qualify, but a brown waldo may be dropped anywhere - not just in a closet hamper. You'll smell it before you see it!

This Christmas party sucks - I'm gonna go leave a brown waldo in their guest room.

<3 days later>

Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!

by brownwaldo.com August 29, 2009

Where's Waldo

Farting in public without saying excuse me leaving everyone guessing who farted.

i dropped a where's waldo in the subway yesterday.

by Richard Lankford May 14, 2004

walmart

The second institution in America to simultaniously destroy the economy, increase the gap between rich and poor, destroy the environment, and discriminate against women and blacks while relying on poorly educated rednecks to support them. The first was the Republican Party.

Hick: I loooove walmarts low prices!!!

Me: Well, walmart employees are encouraged to use government-funded medicare as their health insurance, meaning that all of that money you save magically disappears in your tax dollars!

Hick: Yeah... but they have $5 tee-shirts!

Me: Did you vote for Bush in 2004?

Hick: Man you're smart, how'd you know!

by Anne Coulter June 17, 2008

walmart cowboy

A wannabe cowboy. He wears boots and wranglers, but doesn't know a thing about country life. A city boy who dresses like a cowboy. He likes the cowboy style but doesn't realize it's a lifestyle and the way you were raised and not the way you dress. It's more about falling off the horse and getting right back on it or waking up before dawn to milk the cows than how your jeans fit your ass. He buys his wranglers from Wal-Mart and probably never rode a horse in his life.

Look, he's got a cowboy hat, and wranglers, but I don't see a rodeo belt buckle or dirt on those boots, and he didn't open the door for that lady. He must be a walmart cowboy.

by #1SouthernGrace February 26, 2014

The Waldo

When a man or woman splits their hair down the center of their heads, creating an unattractive hair triangle on their foreheads between their eyebrows with their bangs. This is further made unappealing if the bangs are long enough to tuck behind each ear, slicking down any chance of loose hairs softening the Waldo.

Muffi: "Sweetie, I love that you have long hair, but can't you comb it back or to the side?"
Will: "Nuh. Don't tell me what to do."
Muffi: "At least don't tuck it behind your ears, the Waldo makes you look awful."
Will: "It looks fine." *tuck tuck*
Muffi: "Where's the freaking scissors?"

by GoddessofLove May 15, 2009

COD wallop

v. The striking action which is required to distract a Call of Duty player from the screen.

Stuart was blanking me playing that bloody game again, so he got a COD wallop across the lugs.

by ka22a November 14, 2009