Dry Cereal with a Fork

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021

caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

The god of all wii remotes

Today we’ll be play wii sports with my toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

by ___dennis___ November 10, 2019

It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others

A quote from Noah Centineo at the People’s Choice Awards 2019. No one quite understands what he meant, and it has become a joke.

“It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others“-Noah Centineo 2019

by nopebye November 13, 2019

Drive with Amber Heard

Amber Heard has been linked to multiple DUI's with potential fatalities of passengers with reckless abandon. The opposite of wishing someone well.

"Hey, did you hear Logan Paul might run for president?"
"Yikes our society is doomed... unless on the off chance he goes for a drive with Amber Heard."

by willbchou May 25, 2022

playing with pearl

When a woman gets herself off by rubbing her clit or "pink pearl."

"Whoa! I totally walked in on your roommates last night, and they were BOTH playing with pearl! I had to pull out my cock and join them!"

or

"Maybe you would not be so sore, madam, if you spent a bit less time playing with pearl."

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.

by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016