WiFi booming

When you shove a bunch of fire crackers into a router, light them and proceed to shove it up someone’s ass.

I love it when I’m sitting in my bed and my boyfriend Grabs the router and some firecrackers and starts WiFi booming me

by Spaceman4578 March 1, 2018

tinkle-wiffer

a mysterious gypsie who tends to perform preposterous dances and often enjoys "having a gander" at your treasures

snicklefritz is a tinkle-wiffer that yogurt slingin bamboozler wont get away with this

by scrudge muffet April 11, 2009

Premium Wifi

Where you vomit and cum in a girl or guys arse to make premium wifi

Dude 1: Yo bro how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Awh it was sick as, I gave her the premium wifi!!
Dude 1: NICEEEE

by TickTockTicketyTock September 12, 2017

Potato Wifi

To have either Irish or really crappy Wifi

Dude, you're slowing the whole server down with your potato Wifi

by Zach Steber September 12, 2017

Gilberto Wifi

Having more than 500 ping and realizing McDonald's is a better WiFi choice than your own WiFi.

My WiFi is so slow I must have Gilberto WiFi.

by Sticky Head June 23, 2020

FREE WIFI

GET WIFI ANYWHERE YOU GO!

wanna have free wifi? then go to lumeo .co SCAM

by Not_Ceehny December 20, 2020

wiffy

another word for wifi

My local library has free wiffy.

by whiteisdum February 26, 2011