Wiff waff

Elmer Fudd's pronunciation of the term "riff raff."

"I wiwl cwear the forwest of wiff waff wike that wascawy wabbit, huhuhuhuhuh."

by Matt February 17, 2007

whiffle

To make unitelligble noises whilst sleeping, most commonly observed in dogs.

Rover fell asleep and began to whiffle, he must have been dreaming that he was chasing rabbits.

by Bob Knocker September 4, 2008

whiffy finger

The smell on your finger when its been in the internal vacinity of a ladies nether garden.

"Have a sniff of my whiffy finger"

by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

Whaff

(v.) The act of fanning putrid smells/fumes towards an unsuspecting individuals nostrils. This action is typically performed in the presence of spouses or significant others.

Damnit baby.... don't whaff the dogs fart this way!! Whats wrong with you?

by Confuscious of English January 18, 2009

wiffle snatch

Wiffle snatch: A small amount of marijuana.

Man I only have a wiffle snatch left.

by Loser_DIK January 20, 2008

Wiffy

A really bad smelling fart

"That dude just let off a huge wiffy!"

by DefinitionsTheGreat April 12, 2017

wiffy

When someone makes an appointment that is in there best interest and fails to show up.

I don't understand why Bob went out of his way to get me to meet with him, then pulled a wiffy.

Sally wanted this job so bad, I set up an appointment with my boss and then she pulled a wiffy.

I posted my sofa for free on craigslist I got a call and they begged me to hold it for them and pick it up in 20 minutes, but they pulled a wiffy.

by Sandy Bottoms October 5, 2009