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putting the pussy on the chain wax

1930’s, rural US. There was an explosion of infrastructure projects but a lack of workers willing to work in unpredictable weather. Townships impressed convicts onto work gangs, transported and/or forced to do the labor while attached by heavy iron chains. Because of the possibility of sudden, downpours throughout the year, the chains had to be treated with a carnauba extract that sealed the metal against rust and ensured some measure of movement for those tethered together.
This additional weight coupled with the nature of the work made this option unsuitable for some criminals. These men were seen as lesser— cowards or failures, not given the opportunity to leave prison grounds, required to stay in the building and apply the waxy film to the chains. Additionally, those who, during the course of the frequent violent confrontations with others, were injured sufficiently and could not work were also required to stay with the “pussywillows” (a reference to the frail flora which grew in areas serviced by these groups). The idiom developed as a badge of honor, for those who beat others into being removed from the chained gang of workers and stuck with lesser men, rubbing the wax on chains for use in future work assignments. Getting someone placed on the chain-waxing detail was a show of strength for the victor and a mark of inferiority for the loser of any fight, thus ‘putting the pussy on the chain-wax’ became a popular refrain among those bragging of any equivalent conquest
I thought I was about to get the beat down, but I ended up putting the pussy on the chain wax.

Fool beat me at croquet? Never! I put that pussy on the CHAIN WAX.
by rosends November 26, 2020
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Headlight Wax

Seminal fluid that is ejaculated onto a woman's breasts, or "headlights", and subsequently buffed into her skin with either a random orbital buffer (usually battery powered) or one's own hands.
I came around the corner to see my boy Matt get sprayed with some headlight wax all over his bitch-tits. Man that shit was not what I wanted to see on Cinco-de-Mayo.
by OG-FireDave August 30, 2022
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Mississippi Back Wax

The act of sliding down a rocky hill drunk and shirtless removing hair/skin from ones back.
Jimbo must've drank too much, he slipped taking a piss and got a Mississippi Back Wax!
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put the pussy on the chain wax

A nonsense phrase that one attempts to parlay into a popular expression. From the "Key and Peele" show.
"Yo, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."

"Say what?"

"I said, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."

"I think you just making stuff up, dog."
by Kit Marlowe December 18, 2013
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pussy on the chain wax

Derived from Key and Peele. Essentially replaces "going hard" or "getting turnt up".
Examples:
Joe: "Hey man, are we still on for tonight?"
Rick: "Hell yeah, bro! We gunna put the pussy on the chain wax."

Steve: "Golly, Craig! Last night was epic!"
Craig: "No man, you were epic! You put the pussy on the chain wax!"
by HelpingTheWhiteBlacks December 18, 2013
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I'm going to wax his pole.

The slang 'waxing his pole' means when a girl gets really kinky and decides she wants to suck a guys cock.
I'm going to a party and get drunk and find a hot guy and I'm going to wax his pole.
by Biggg Countryyy November 25, 2011
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