Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.

Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."

by Little Walnut March 31, 2020

Virtual Thought

When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.

Hit em with that virtual thought... "Like"

by PitchPlez May 13, 2015

Virtual Separation Anxiety

A disorder that makes it so you only want to play with your friends.

I don't want to play alone I have Virtual Separation Anxiety! ;c

by PrettyMuchBob December 24, 2020

Virtual Cycling

A indoor cycling experience using road footage and beat based music along with signature moves for riders to easily follow.

I burned over 700 calories during my virtual cycling ride to Old San Juan today.

by B Baloo January 03, 2017

Virtual docking

When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.

After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.

by MaynardG744 April 02, 2020

virtual mods

Derived from the two words "virtual modifications". Usually used in reference to drastically changing the appearance of an object through a process of digital photo editing.

Bill: "I made this VW Golf look like a Lamborghini!"
Dan: "Now how the hell did you do that?"
Chris: "These are virtual mods I made with Photoshop!"

by virtualmods April 01, 2020

Virtual Photo Tag

Tagging someone who is not in a picture so that they will see it

"I am going to do a virtual photo tag on this pic from the family reunion so my cousin can see it since he wasn't there that day."

by kasishuru February 15, 2012