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Brexic victory 

Brexic victory (n, usually singular):

1. A victory which is both damaging in the short-term, and yet also leads to staggering long-term losses.

2. A disaster both tactically and strategically.

3. A victory which no one should have wished for had they known the present or future consequences.

4. (pejorative) Any of the above senses, with the implication that the 'victor' is deluded as to the nature of their 'victory'.

Portmanteau of Brexit and Pyrrhic victory.
The Embargo Act of 1807, as a response to the Chesapeake–Leopard Affair, both failed to damage British exports - they found new markets in South America - and damaged both the US economy and public confidence in the fairness of the US government. It was a short-term diplomatic failure, and a long-term economic disaster for the USA; the bill's passing is an early example of a Brexic victory.
Brexic victory by Gary McGary June 23, 2017

Champagne of victory 

The act of coming due to masturbation after a heated argument with your significant other when you won the argument and she refuse to have sex with you for days.
"Maybe she won't sleep with you for af couple of days, who cares? Rub it out like a man, it's the Champagne of victory!"

Sweet Victory 

What should have been played at the Superbowl.
Fuck Travis Scott! I want Sweet Victory!
Sweet Victory by Urban Steve February 5, 2019

Flawless Victory 

The act of taking a poop and upon whiping yourself you discover nothing on the toilet paper....It's completely clean. This event has been known to make peoples day.
Mark walked out of the bathroom with an odd grin on his face; this was because he just had a flawless victory.
Flawless Victory by TMaC March 21, 2004

Bloodsport victory

The most unlikely victory of all. The kind of victory where you face opposition like never before and still manage to win whatever you're doing.

Comes from the movie Bloodsport starring Jean-Claude van Damme as Frank Dux. In the final match of the Kumite, Chong Li beats up van Damme real good and blinds him with some kind of powder. Fortunately, van Damme was great at serving tea for his late Shidoshi while blindfolded, and therefore he is still able to defeat Chong Li, all while yelling: "Baaaaaaah!"
Bloodsport, The Quest, Kickboxer, the list goes on... Classic van Damme has to have at least one Bloodsport victory
Bloodsport victory by Asger W July 12, 2006

regardless devon victory 

Is a syndrom of extream paranoia,depression,and expression of being belittled and agravated by the mental.a situation where you never over come indigents,also an extream fear of god or an human deity...
your action and the way that you behave are retarded i think you have the
regardless devon victory syndrom....