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Juan Valdez

A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
by the FRenchporker March 7, 2009
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Vader

A penis with a very large head, resembling Darth Vader's helmet.
"Sure your dick might be bigger, but I've got a Vader and you don't!"
by SteveBorga July 28, 2011
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vale

The closest equivalent is "my man".
Used in the Caribbean zone both in Venezuela and Colombia -and some other places though I don't know which ones for sure. It comes from "Vale", a brand of padlocks. When some guys were very close friends, people used to say they were "Vale cerrado", meaning like a tightly closed padlock. Later it became just "vale". Often styled as "mi vale"/"vale mía" (my buddy) or "valecita" (little buddy). It is also used as "el vale..." to colloquially address or refer to any young male.
Esos dos manes son vale cerrao.
These two guys are like brothers.

¡Habla, vale mía!
What's up, buddy!

Ey, pilla el vale del pantalón coleto.
Hey, look at that guy in the flashy pants.
by lasolitaria September 6, 2012
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Vaderade

A tasty mixed beverage of vodka and Gatorade. Simply buy a large bottle of Gatorade, drink some down, and dump in vodka. Replace cap, shake, and imbibe.

It gets you mad drunk, and when you pass out in your chair you may wheeze like Darth Vader.

An alternate name explanation involves "vodka" being vaguely similar to "vader" or "vador", depending on how keen your spelling is that day.
Eric tried to be sneaky and drink Vaderade in class, but the smell got him caught.
Vaderade is a great way to bring alcohol along without being terribly obvious.
by pjsiqhh April 25, 2006
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valee

hot girl. who’s very beautiful. very rad hair. also very artistic strong and smart. a lot of good things bundled into one
damn have you met valee, she’s so cool
by A human who was born April 9, 2020
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Dark Vader

What Europeans (especially French) call "Darth Vader" - because they have a hard time pronouncing "th". This name is legit for European languages.
French citizen: "Dark Vader is my favorite character in 'Guerres de Etoiles'."
by Luvdalz68 October 15, 2020
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severn vale school

severn vale school is located in quedgeley and is a completly crap school in which the head teacher or teachers dont know how to run. the pupild run riot. severn vale is not for people of the most hearted
jimmy didnt go to severn vale school as his parents heard it was a crap school and didnt get ran properbly
by digger1702 January 11, 2008
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