Umer

Umer is a person who would do anything for anyone and a Umer is a person who is very humble and handsome.
Umer can get a lot of girls

Umer is a humble character

by BigManDavidRuch March 10, 2019

upper decker

The act of removing the upper lid to a home toilet. leaving an imense amount of defacation inside. the next customer will go and then flush your shit into the bowl, repeatedly.

while in ohio, the clarion hotel wouldnt give us a room because we werent 21, so ryan anson gave them an upper decker

by friend July 30, 2003

upper middle class white girl syndrome

Being so bored you feel the need to shop

Bob: Dude, we have a problem. Dave is suffering from upper middle class white girl syndrome.

Phil: What?

Bob: It's serious, man. I think we have to amputate.

Phil: Amputate what?!?!

Bob: His manlyhood

by YelloDragon2 November 8, 2012

Upperkick

The unholy bastard brother of the uppercut, the upperkick involves taking the heel of the foot and bashing it against someone's chin, much like the uppercut.

Works best on little children who walk in the way of a breakdance competition inside of a subway because the mother of the child is stupid enough to take her eyes off of her child.

"Dude, did you see that dude breakdancing?"
"Yeah, the upperkick was priceless.

by Obvious troll is obvious August 3, 2009

uppercum

The act of semen ejaculating with such great force that it hits the ejaculator's chin.

Shaun's girlfriend kept stopping and starting giving him a handjob, so when he finally came, he gave himself an uppercum.

by Wetbeverage May 23, 2011

Uppercunternutter with Jelly

When a man smooshes an entire fluffernutter with strawberry jelly sandwich in his fist while a woman lays spread eagle in front of him. He proceeds to repeatedly fist her in the vagina with the sandwich still crushed in his hand.

Chris: Yo, I gave Susie an uppercunternutter with jelly last night.
BJ: Was it good?
Chris: It jammed her up

by Susie_Qsie November 18, 2018

upperhand

A measure at any given time of who likes who more in a relationship. The person with the upperhand is allowed to make decisions for the couple, to slack off doing chores, to get more sexual favors, etc.

After Yewande wrote her love poem she's definitely lost the upperhand! Too bad for her, poor little tall girl...

by gozimbo April 5, 2019