Umply

When someone or something is looking very fashionable but you use this word so you seem fucking crazy.

Person 1: You’re looking fairly umply today!
Person 2: What the fuck is that word you fucking psycho

by A poopyhead October 8, 2019

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When you're so bored you can't think of any other qwerty keyboard so you just start typing random letters and for some odd reason it gives you a qwerty combination. There is also the word sex at the end for another reason I do not comprehend

Im so bored I should be doing my homework but instead im gonna write a definition about umpjlkoinyartfghdbvcwzqsex just cause no one did it yet lol

by nenenenenenenen December 15, 2019

Umpire

A person who fucks a team over a bad call.

Bottom of ninth two out runner at 3rd score 4-3 away team. Batters up 2-2 count ball right down the middle “BALL” the pitcher yelling at umpire for that. Another example, 2-2 count game on the line batter sees a pitch in the dirt. Umpire “STRIKE THREE YOUR OUT” why umpires are the worst part of baseball

by Hunter416 January 17, 2020

umpadink

It means shit

Guy: I’m unreal at football

Other guy: No mate you are umpadink

by Beetrus September 26, 2020

Umpalumpa

The way to spell Oompa Loompa if your name is Brad.

Sure if u say so umpalumpa ill just step on u goooon

by beatingbrad December 19, 2020

Umpleby

To have a head like a potato.

Jeez, check out the Umpleby on that bloke!

by DrFeelsGoodMan January 17, 2021

Umplum opportunities

Numerous times or amounts or opportunities.

She had umplum opportunities to change her mind.

by Urban Literature January 18, 2021