Tyson Allen

The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.

"Your such a Tyson Allen"
"what's that smell"

by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018

Tyson

They are one of the most weird indivuduals in the world, but they are fun to be around.

TYSON stop farting on my cat!

by Cheese100900 January 14, 2024

Tyson

Tyson is a boy thats in love with his girlfriend, Kathy.
He spends all his time with Kathy.
Tyson and Kathy are soulmates

Tyson is so in love with Kathy

by Pretnding January 5, 2022

Dirty Tyson

When you are having sex with your partner and grab her by your pussy and dunk her through a basketball hoop then celebrate by nutting all over her face

My boyfriend was watching some basketball and wanted to give me a Dirty Tyson

by Lebron a March 18, 2024

Tyson smithin

To be a repetitive buttass. Not willing to wipe his/her ass in time of a family or public function. Many times resulting in a stinky mixture of ass

Damn dude… Ethan Smith is really Tyson Smithin it today….

by Cricket Man February 23, 2024

Tyson

A sweet girl that loves to travel around the world, is addicted to books, and is a little weird.

Person 1: Is that Tyson?

Person 2: Uh I don't know....

Together: Who is Tyson?

Person 2: I like their chicken

by Haiz04 April 3, 2018

Tyson

Tyson is the biggest man whore you’ll ever meets he just wants to get in your pants he is the guy who pretends to be a famous scuba diver gets you too his or your place then fucks u till you scream for god then never calls you back the three days later he show up at your house and says he is his older evil twin the fucks you again.

Girl one: I think he is going to pull a Tyson

Girl 2: nah probably not

by Getdhe June 7, 2019