twilight

A terrible book written by Stephanie Meyer. It's about Bella, an awkward girl at a new school, and Edward, a sparkly faggot.

Somehow is popular among teenage girls, because Edward is SO HAWWWWT <3333. Did I mention that he sparkles?

Sue: Hey, I need a book to read.
Jane: OMG YOU SHOULD READ TWILIGHT CUZ IM MRS CULLEN AND EDWARDS HAWT <3333333

by Jimminy jumz yo January 4, 2010

Twilight

Something Blade should have gotten involved in a long timr ago.

Wouldn't it be awesome in Twilight if blade fought the Cullens, well actually they're decent people. Well it would be cool to watch him fight Edward and Bella, there would be some tearing and fire, and they could fight in the day because they don't get burned by the sun either.

Yeah, totally epic.

by The Godo Fall July 31, 2009

Twilight

A Book about Vampires that sparkle. They Fucking Sparkle. What the hell is that? after all; Bella looks like a Crack hoe & Edward has a potato shaped face. And whats worse? Have you noticed that throughout the whole books -especially the fourth- all they talk about is fighting, and then They talk it out! And the Fan girls. Twilight fan girls are the worst. And 80% haven't read the books,while,the other 20% just think Edward is hot. Thank you twilight, you have officially ruined Vampire Movies & Books. Vampires used to be bad ass. Now they Just Sparkle.

Twilight fan girl #1:"I broke up with my boy friend because I want Edward Cullen!"

Twilight fan girl #2: "I know! Oh my god! I cant wait until New Moon Comes out! But I'm Sooo Team Edward!"

by 220175880 June 15, 2009

Twilight

A book by Stephanie Meyer that every teenage girl obsesses about and has no literary value.

Twilight is about a girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

by Yaren51 August 18, 2010

Twilight

A famous book by Stephanie Meyer that has captured the hearts of many girls, and women alike. Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen are the main protagonists in this book. A complete waste of time if you enjoy reading books with much more meaning and descriptions and better writing style. Horrible.

"OMG! I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!"
"NO! JACOB IS SO MUCH HOTTER!!!!"
As both girls are screaming and crying and fighting over who is hotter than whom. I turn away from them and mutter, "How overrated."
"WHAT?"
"GET HER!!!! SHE INSULTED MY EDWARD"
"NO SHE DIDN'T. SHE INSULTED MY JACOB!!!"
"Good God! It's just a damn book called Twilight!" I shout as I start running for my life.

by brm_11 June 5, 2010

Twilight

A depressed girl who cannot decide wether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.

Person1: ''She must be Twilight.''
Person2: ''Yeah, you can tell she's depressed.''
Person1: ''I wonder who's she's going to screw.''

by kikibourra101 July 14, 2010

twilight

A derogetory or offensive term for a person who has homosexual-like interests or tendencies.

Some thing said or done by a man, that can be viewed by other men, as gay or faggoty

John: I think your curtains are cool
Dave: Dude, that was such a twilight thing to say.

by Cheyenne27 February 24, 2010