Tweetership

A word used to describe the followers you have on Twitter. As opposed to a readership, you have your tweetership.

You've got a massive tweetership following you..!

If only I had such a vast tweetership, people would make my tweets far more viral.

by Highonsnow March 10, 2011

Tweet hole

Unfiltered Twitter rants; the social media version of a "cake hole" or "pie hole."

Courtney Love's big tweet hole cost her big bucks. Kanye West can't keep his tweet hole shut. Kim Kardashian's getting paid every time she opens her tweet hole.

by AdonisGenes March 19, 2011

tweet dump

The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status

I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump

by Mr. Twitterpoop June 6, 2011

tweesome

threesome involving two identical twins and another participant

"she's so hot"
"yeah man she's got a twin too"
"I'd love to have a tweesome with them"

by tysseling December 30, 2011

Tweet Whore

One who tweets excessively throughout the day, i.e 2 or more tweets in half an hour.

"Your such a tweet whore, I had to unfollow you"

by TheCommuneHippy September 25, 2012

tweetache

That feeling one gets when spending too much time tweeting and reading tweets.

I have such a tweetache right now!

by b7239 January 26, 2013

tweetando

When a Mexican is tweeting

That vato loco is always tweetando.

by Nacho Camacho June 3, 2016