Twat

Get your twat out of my face, Boston Bruins Fans!!
by Ghastly Tea June 03, 2010
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twat

Someone who tweets too much on twitter.
She is such a twat, she tweets 20 times a day!
by teemc53 February 01, 2011
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Twat

Someone who is a regular user of Twitter. If a message on Twitter is a "Tweet", then it makes sense that we call regular users of Twitter "Twats"
I can't believe all the tweets that John Mayer makes. He is definitely a huge Twat.
by D3BUG June 25, 2009
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twatness

1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.

2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.

3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?

Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...

2) That guy is radiating twatness....

3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
by kegmar September 19, 2008
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twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when a someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)
Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!
by Jameson Ashlee August 31, 2013
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TWAT

Technical Woman's Alert Team.

Coined in a hilarious skit by "Cheech and
Chong" back in the early 70s. The skit depicts the sexual act from the perspective of a security team in a woman's vagina to protect from conception.

The TWAT is the first defence against pregnancy.
by donlindsay59 July 21, 2008
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Twatting

Gratituous overuse of the @ on Twitter. Especially when there are more @(name) than actual message content.

Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.
User1 at 13:37 from web
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi

User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat
by tehcmn October 13, 2009
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