phone twitching

The act of reaching towards the phone to call a girl or guy that you like, but twitching your hand back because you are still to shy to ask them to go out with you. This can be avoided by just asking them out in person.

Tom: Did you call stacy yet?

Alex: No, I just kept phone twitching.

by Gribblegronk February 14, 2006

Bird Watching

Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.

Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?

by Heathen Minded January 2, 2012

bird watching

To get high, or to smoke weed.

Hey guys wanna "bird watch"
Lets go for a walk so we can go "bird watching"

by birdwatcher. August 29, 2011

Whale Watching

An action word, a step above being a chubby chaser. if a thin man is with an overly obese woman, not a woman who is slightly overweight, it is considered whale watching

"Wow, that guy is really skinny...why is he with a girl that's like three hundred pounds?" "Oh, he must be whale watching"

by RachelD. September 3, 2007

Twitchin

meaning: really cool or rockin thanks to courtney for the word!also its another way of saying bitchin

"The Concert last night was so twitchin"

by Sam September 18, 2004

Bird Watching

Constantly checking on Twitter.

Sarah was bird watching so much last night in hope of knowing about the Kardashians' latest love affairs. Even though no one really gives a fuck.

by swag14 October 20, 2011

Twating

A person who has nothing useful to do or say thus talking about their every action on Twitter.

Emily: JUST WOKE UP OMG!!! 7:31 a.m.

Emily: BROTHER IS USING MY FLIPPING SHOWER!!!! 7:33 a.m.

Emily: NO CEREAL!!! FML 7:40 a.m.

Emily: CANT FIND MY CUTE TANK-TOP!!!!!! 7:46 a.m.

Emily's Brother: sis is Twating again... dumb ****

by Stoner13 January 30, 2012