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fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”
by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006
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turkish delights

A jellyish, rectangular candy with powdered sugar on the outside.
In 'The Lion,The Witch, and The Wardrobe, youngest brother Edmund is offered magical turkish delights (his favorite candy) by the White Witch, who promises to give him more if he brings his sisters and brothers to her.
"Turkish delights are old people candies."
by Nastina August 8, 2005
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turkish backpack

while in the doggy style position, a man ejaculates in his condom. before the woman has the chance to turn back around the man immediately takes off the condom and slams it on her back.
I gave megan a turkish backpack last night.
by m.gally January 28, 2006
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turkish bullwhip

When one deficates into a sock(usually a tubesock)and proceeds to violently beat another with it in a whip-like manner.Hence, "bullwhip."
"dude this chick wouldn't put out so I gave her a Turkish Bullwhip"
by goraphobia May 21, 2008
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Turkish

by thanksgiving April 26, 2005
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turkish face helmet

the act of smothering ones face in between your ass cheeks.
Pete Glocker loves getting turkish face helmeted.
by tim desutter July 11, 2006
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turkish earthquake

The act of recieving felatio (blowjob) at the top of the stairs. Once you have shot your "goo", push your partner down the stairs.
Last night, after I shot, I gave her a turkish earthquake
by Rob Parkinson March 10, 2007
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