the turf

shitty fake grass in park slope where freshmen girls go to drink and smoke fake weed

lets go to the turf and get drunk off a white claw

by jaredhj May 6, 2021

Turf twerker

A cheerleader.

That turf twerker could get the whole crowd blushing!

by EazilyPeazy January 28, 2024

Turf club

This definition originated in the puby schools of Brizzy and simply refers to the word "dead".

Stupid idiot-does something stupid and idiotic
You- can I get u a lifetime membership to the turf club mother fucker

by Defualt name 1234567890 August 16, 2019

Turf bullet

Mountain dew, vodka milk

You are turf bullet!

by The.moon27 April 22, 2021

Titty turf

When you stick her nipple in your dick hole

Dude, I swear me and her gonna have a titty turf

by Kpierce134 February 19, 2020

Turfing

turf·ing | “to turf”

A lowkey day hang outside with your people. Usually involves blankets, drinks (cans of Triple if you’re doing it right), and some kinda lawn game like spikeball or cornhole. Everyone tosses their phones in a pile and just vibes.

Kinda like a darty but way more chill. Sometimes there's a slip-n-slide. Happens in parks, front yards, campus greens — wherever you can post up and not get kicked out.

Basically:
Where the turf meets the tribe. Crack a Triple, drop your phone, and let the hang unfold.

Girl 1: “Yo is this a darty or what?”
Guy 1: “Nah we’re just turfing. Pull up after 11.”
Girl 1: “Say less.”

by datdmt May 15, 2025

Turf Lounge

A severe hang-over resulting in the inability to engage in physical activity other than smoking bowls, watching tv, playing video games, or listening to music.

We raged hard last night, I can't skate today, I'm strictly Turf Lounge.

by hoot rider November 4, 2017