Drunken turtle

A sexual act wherein a drunk woman is bent over a bed or similar piece of furniture and a green laundry basket or storage bin is placed over her torso and used to hold her down while you anally please her.

WARNING: If this technique is used for oral sex, it can quickly turn into the dangerous "snapping turtle"; use extreme caution if attempting this variant.

My gf was so belligerent last night that I had to give her a drunken turtle.

by Dan I am February 5, 2010

scared turtle

When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.

man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now

by anonymous551 May 18, 2015

Warm Turtle-Tank

The smell of a woman's aroused vagina.

Todd:"last night, Vanessa's Warm Turtle-Tank made me gag."

by stonedcuddles March 20, 2017

Turtlecunt

Someone who is weak and sucks the dick a lot and is not as good as Jaguar Paw

"How did you not catch that, you turtlecunt!"

by Sweiss July 12, 2007

Turtle Man

A nickname Ethan Dolan gave to himself when he saw a picture of him making a face that looked similar to one of a turtle.🐢👨

Stacy:Oh look its Ethan Dolan making that turtle face again. Me:TURTLE MAN!!!

by Mannny345 December 10, 2017

three eyed turtle

verb. A sex act involving a limber woman. Where the woman spreads her legs and grabs her ankles. Oral, Vaganal, and Anal sex ensue, in THAT order. No ATM here.

Dude! I found a hot little gymnast who's so horny she's willing to do a Three Eyed Turtle!

by cog January 19, 2005

turtle trough

the inside of a woman's solarplexes sometimes known to keep small demons which are released when the women has intercourse with a turtle

I saw her demons come out of her turtle trough when she had sex with that turtle.

by chickenbooter June 7, 2010