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Play me or Trade me speech

The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."
"How are things going with the new girl??"

"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."

"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."
by IrishMike February 22, 2008
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Rough trade

Historical, predating LGBTQ sexual identities & contemporary community; archaic slang.

From the slang word trade.

A alpha masculine heterosexual identified blue collar man who disdainfully allowed submissive men (aka fairies, pansies, fags & queers) in a receptive role to sexual service him. Those willing to "risk" being roughed up & suffering verbal humiliation & degradation during the sexual encounter. As well as the "risk" of being robbed or subjected to demands of money afterwords.
"What happened to your face? Did you have sex with some rough trade guy last night?"
by Boxjockey February 24, 2017
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traded billups

a huge, obvious mistake that has terrible repercussions
"man, i really traded billups last night, choosing to purchase mad dog over a more legitimate beer. i feel terrible".

"made i sure traded billups this semester when i attempted to take that upper-level anatomy course and got a c."

"I totally traded Billups when I told everybody that I like the new Eminem album."
by sheriffharrytruman May 14, 2009
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trade raped

When someone gets bent over so bad the brain they once had implodes and allows for repeated rapeage in fantasy sports.
Bradley Reginald Jackson Dale got trade raped.

i.e. H. Sedin & K.Shattenkirk for Tyler Bozak
by Gotcha BLAAAAke February 9, 2014
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tradj

An abbreviation of tragedy which means you have a sad/cool life or can mean anything you want. It is also the definition of anything you want.
Omg look at Laquisha.
Omg yeah, she is soo tradj.

I forgot my headphones today, it was so tradj.

My life is just so tradj rn.
by Laquisha745 October 27, 2017
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trading 212

THAT ANNOYING FUCKING AD!
by IGotAnIphone2S September 5, 2018
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Tradon

Tradon is a hot youthfull fellow but do t be dismayed he is also the best wrestler there ever was. Typicaly seen with lydia and a pimp cane. But the hottest guy i know. He can also run a 2 minute mile in CC. And he can bench press an eliphant. And he failed no nut november on the first 3 seconds in.
Tradon the penical of hottness lydia should have never left tradon
by TravisGmoney November 4, 2018
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