snail tracker

A chick who is good at finding snail trails after you've been to the strip club or banged another lady.

"Damn! Rhonda always be trippin'! I done went to the club 'bout fifty-leven times and she always be findin' out. She be a snail tracker from way back, bra!"

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

Shrimp Tackle Box

A woman's grossly deformed and stinky pussy after being gang banged by the whole college football team.

Guy 1: Hey I heard Mary is going to be at the party tonight...we should go I heard she likes the D.

Guy 2: Nah man ever since she hung out with the football team she hasn't been the same. I heard she's trying to nurse her Shrimp Tackle Box back to normal.

by BallBag909 September 20, 2016

National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

The National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is on the 16th of July ,the 16th of July is the only day when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want without the goth being able to fight back,, SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO GET READY FOR THE "National Slide Tackle A Goth Day"

Person 1:Hey you see that goth over there
Person 2:Ye what about it
Person 1: Today is National Slide Tackle A Goth Day
Person 2:Omg yasssss

Random Guy:*sees goth,slide tackles her*
Goth:Aight you f##cking b###ard ama get you back
Random Guy:Haha you cant its National Slide Tackle A Goth Day Today :)

by anonymous🥵 June 24, 2020

Trickle Down Mathematics

A cute sounding phrase, which is 99.99% bullshit, that is used to justify the high royalties demanded by half-baked math authors in academia, or the high fees charged by most overrated textbook math consultants or general editors (who are notorious in giving cosmetic feedback to a manuscript).

Educational publishers in Singapore reluctantly give in to trickle down mathematics, hoping to increase the odds of their approved textbooks to be adopted by more local schools, by displaying as many PhDs on their book covers.

by MathPlus November 17, 2021

Tickle Tackle

When you tackle someone and tickle them until they give in

Don't pick on me or I'll tickle tackle you!!!

by Minniehac September 15, 2010

Tackle hug glomp nom

Basically just a random string of internet greetings, without much meaning. Tackle hug, basically being to pounce onto somebody, glomp being to squeeze tightly in a hug, and nom being to eat. Nobody is really sure what it entitles.

Uberlol1234 tackle hug glomp noms you.
Lolcat3656 blinks. "WTF DOES THAT MEAN!"
Uberlol1234: No idea.
Lolcat3656: Roflcopterz.

by Uberleahkins November 15, 2011

vag tackler

One who tackles vag's on a daily basis rather violently. Once the vag is spotted, a man is to immediately tackle it. This will earn you the title "vag tackler".

Fat chick: *has vag in open sight*
Vag tackler: I refuse to tackle yo' vag bitch nigga

by madbro69x January 12, 2012