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Human Torpedo

When a person playing basketball shoots up to the rim in a complete pencil like shape with the ball in two hands above their head with their arms fully extended. The person does not change position in mid air until the dunk is completed and both feet have landed on the ground. The Human Torpedo can be used to achieve a "Master Eng" which is a different term.
"He just did a human torpedo!"
by Motion Wawa December 18, 2012
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launching torpedoes

I can always tell when Andem has been launching torpedoes. The smell practically takes the paint off the bathroom walls.
by Samuel Francisco April 19, 2017
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Torpedo Fart

A fart that propels a turd from the rectum.
Gurrl, I heard someone with some raunchy ass torpedo farts in the shitter earlier.
by Flot August 26, 2015
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Falkland Island Torpedo

The act of inserting a dildo into a girls vagina and forcing said girl to chug multiple bottles of gatorade. She will then urinate with such a force that it will send said dildo flying across the room followed by a stream of water.
If you don't stop annoying me, I'm gonna Falkland Island Torpedo you!
by BLVCKKYE January 30, 2025
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Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.
Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..
by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024
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Torpedo

A women who is attractive when under the influence of alcohol.
Man, Ben was so smashed last night. He ended up taking home that torpedo.

The act of being Torpedoed.
by ThumbGunner June 12, 2018
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cock torpedo

A hard wiener that jumps out of the pants towards a target of opportunity.The trick is to land a hit, unreconaised by the victim so that i cant evade further actions in preparation.
To be clear, its in no way a rape attempt because its all bee's n honey.
Man the stations! Its time to send a cock torpedo to her bow! O7
by Kotschwan-Z August 18, 2021
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