topped

To have had one's breasts fondled. Past participle (and most common form) of top

"I've been topped before"

by Thê Ãtømï¢ Þhrêäk December 25, 2004

Swedish Torpedo

An inconspicuous, otherwise neutral Nordic male with an unnervingly thick penis also known as the Swedish Torpedo. Swedish Torpedo is reminiscent of a nuclear mushroom cloud, and is usually demonstrated by its owner when there is a need to assert himself in an effortlessly superior way. Swedish Torpedo is a rare and precious occurrence. It is speculated that Swedish Torpedo is an evolutionary tool to ensure the steady reproduction levels among Scandinavians, when natural means such as aggressiveness, heterosexuality and chest hair have been eliminated by the evolutionary process.

E: guess what, Swedish Torpedo is coming for a visit.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.

by Brigittathedanishtennisplayer October 21, 2010

tored

tored, t-o'red the emotional state, when a person is unable to decide whether s/he is tired or bored.

I have to do this f**king presentation, I am so tored.

I am so tored, I hangout on facebook the whole day

by Dr.D(PhD) March 3, 2014

Corn nut Torpedo

swallowing corn nuts whole so that they pass through your system in their pristine form. When you have to take a shit, you back your ass up to her snatch and shit in her giving her the corn nut torpedo.

I gave Shawna the corn nut torpedo last night.

by Gary Shepard January 22, 2008

Thorpe

Total legend.

That guy is such a thorpe!

by just a leged July 21, 2012

Spicy Torpedo

the act of shitting down a woman's snatch.

ex. I heard John spicy torpedoed Betsy.

by Tyler Beach February 5, 2009

Torec

A bimbo that lives only to stalk people. This person is a total stalker that never gives up, even if the person he's stalking is already taken.

You stalk her like a Torec. Not cool man, not cool.

by Bobbli June 21, 2008