Toronto Maple Leaf

When you stretch out your scrotum to make a little pool, full it with maple syrup which your girl drinks while you sing “O Canada” dressed in full hockey gear.

Finally got Christie to do a Toronto Maple Leaf last night bro. It was kinda weird

by King_Fishy January 30, 2021

toonanni

An alternate word for the commonly used words for a man's genitailia such as, "wang" or "dick".

and brice patted the crotch of his pants just to be sure that his toonanni was still up and running.

And Brutus pulled out his toonanni and stroked it with great ease.

by Becky Slutter January 27, 2004

Thunder throne

When a chick is giving you a blumpkin and after you shove her face in the toilet.

Chick 1: hey so my asshole boyfriend did a thunder throne on me...
Chick 2: oh haha how was it?
Chick 1: shitty..

Guy 1: hey man so my gf was giving me a blumpkin and I pulled a thunder throne on her.
Guy 2: nice bro!!!
*guys high five*

by Laker_boy October 15, 2011

Toronto

Allegedly a part of Canada but China has probably taken over, hell we might as well give the city to them, all the white people have moved to Vancouver. Land of the all-mighty hipster: a native Toronto species that can be found roaming the streets of Queen Street West or Kensington Market in their ancestors' denim Levi's jackets and thick-rimmed glasses that probably aren't even prescription. Most people think they can write poetry or play an instrument, but most likely cannot. Due to the fact that Toronto is the most ethnically diverse city in North America, white boys have forgotten that they are not black and are now rapping and spending hundreds of dollars on Jordan's, though they have never played basketball in their lives. Want weed? cocaine? your closest drug dealer will rip you off and is probably in grade seven, white and wearing a snapback. Also home to the legendary mayor Rob Ford who yes, has admitted "I've broken the law many times" and "yes. I have smoked crack cocaine." Every next ten year old girl has probably already banged your boyfriend and there are more homeless people in Toronto than homophobics in Florida.

Guy One: Dude that party was wild last night!
Guy Two: Yeah man! I drank two full beers and had a threesome with an asian and a black guy!

Guy One: Turn up tonight! Let's go listen to Drake and go all ages clubbing with old asian men!

Toronto drinking game rules:
All you need to play is a bottle of vodka and the ability to see in colour. The game is spot the white person. Pretty self-explanatory, basically you roam the streets or subway lines of Toronto in a group and if you spot a white person that your friends don't see, they must take a shot. This game is not applicable to Yorkdale mall, the Beaches or anywhere near Lawrence Park

by The Creator aka Your Creator February 11, 2014

beer throne

This is the ultimate achievement in a student house. A houseful of students drink beer and try to build a full size throne from the empties. Has to be cans, as bottles dont stack well. Extra credit goes to any house who drinks the beer requirement in a night.

They built a beer throne at Jamie's house last night!

by notachav June 11, 2006

Torontonguing

Toronto men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Torontonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, withinToronto. Literally, a Toronto-tonguing!

I took a trip to Canada last week, and this guy gave me the Torontonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

uber toon

a toon in disneys toontown online (an mmorpg) in which the toon has powerful gags (weapons) butt very low laff points (level).

basically a toon whom is level 16 has level 7 throw gags (weapons) and squirt gags

i am going to make a uber toon on toontown

by wamsgeeks April 24, 2008