Clapped tortoise

When someone is so clapped that they look worse than a tortoise

Abbie is a clapped tortoise

by Sandleradam20 June 15, 2021

Roman Tortoise

A version of docking in which one participant wears a condom (for safety or other reasons).

George is just getting to know Rocco and doesn't feel comfortable docking with him without a condom and prefers the Roman Tortoise method

by M-Tip November 15, 2021

tooter tortoise

a tortoise that farts out of control.

my tortoise is a tooter tortoise

by kidsareweird January 27, 2022

Naughtis Tortoise

When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.

Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that

by OatmealUser January 3, 2022

muichiro_.tokito_

Is a dumb bitch who makes stupid anime edit audios and edits get a life @ muichiro_.tokito_

muichiro_.tokito_ Should die

by muichiro_.tokito_ April 17, 2022

muichiro_.tokito_

Is a dumb bitch who makes stupid animes audios and edits get a life muichiro_.tokito_

muichiro_.tokito_ Go die

by muichiro_.tokito_ April 17, 2022

Mitsubishi Triton

A utility vehicle used by those who want to go to somewhere but are unsure of their capabilities. Because “Nothing frightens a Triton”

Mitsubishi Triton owner; I don’t have to worry about anything now because “nothing frightens a Triton”

by Teatowel May 13, 2022