Tonsils

the skrunkly cat that looks like he took too much cocaine and sounds lie a seal
he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens

A: whos your favorite graystillplays character?
B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils
A: nice :D

by clooror wipes April 24, 2022

toon force

an ability that refers to characters manipulating reality or bypassing physical laws of nature in order to achieve impossible feats for comedic effects

Buggs Bunny used toon force to run through a drawing to get away.

by DwaggyDaddy April 14, 2023

toon force

The ability of cartoon characters to do a fucky-wucky with reality

"Popeye once used toon force to refuse to not exist."
"Damn."

by Reality Fucky-Wuckier August 6, 2023

tools with SoAlz

The pure definition at a man’s man. He eats impact drivers and small fasteners for breakfast and washes it down with Makita fan girl tears. He’s a brute of a man, standing at 8’19” tall and weighing just shy of 800 pounds and still wears a shmedium size shirt. The only thing that can hurt this man is a punch to the gut by a Ridgid store rep telling him they are discontinuing the high torque hammer drill (which would crush any man’s soul). He’s know to frolic around the tool section at Home Depot and has also been seen climbing the face of the Hoover dam with nothing but a shop vac and a pair of made in the USA Milwaukee deep reach needle nose pliers. He currently resides in the mountain ranges of the central plains where he has made a following on social media and thrives on his OFs channel featuring him and of course a hammer drill.

Wow, look at that SoAlz! He’s a real impact!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh it’s just Tools with SoAlz.

I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.

by KansasTools November 1, 2023

dick tonsils

tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after continuous insertion

man that dude gave me some serious dick tonsils after that backdoor blowjob in the back alley

by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016

motta tons

a new way to measure fat people. if they exceed the age expectations then 50 kg makes 7 mt. Make them feel like dickheads. Haha lol motta tons will soon be the new way to measure weights for everbody. you cant measure a skinny person in this unit of measure.

Dave weighs 7 motta tons

by aminahbibi925 March 31, 2019

Looney Tooned

The act in which a pet (most commonly a cat or dog) runs into a wall and their body contorts like a cartoon or Looney toon.

"Jesus, my dog Looney Tooned into the wall like the god damn Roadrunner."

by WhatAmIDoingWithMyLife626 July 7, 2019