The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.
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Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".
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Pronunciation: /tamponulous fɔrti/
Definition of Tamponulous Forteye in English:
noun
When a tampon is lodged inside a vagina for an extended period of time the material begins to expand, to this end the tampon can become structurally integral to said vagina. attempt to remove can cause severe vaginal discomfort.
MASS NOUN: A severe case of Tamponulous Forti.
Origin: Roman Latin
Latin is a member of the Italic branch of the Indo-European family of languages. After the decline of the Roman Empire it continued to be a medium of communication among educated people throughout the Middle Ages in Europe and elsewhere, and remained the liturgical language of the Roman Catholic Church until the reforms of the second Vatican Council (1962-5); it is still used for scientific names in biology and astronomy. The Romance languages are derived from it.
Pronunciation: /tamponulous fɔrti/
Definition of Tamponulous Forteye in English:
noun
When a tampon is lodged inside a vagina for an extended period of time the material begins to expand, to this end the tampon can become structurally integral to said vagina. attempt to remove can cause severe vaginal discomfort.
MASS NOUN: A severe case of Tamponulous Forti.
Origin: Roman Latin
Latin is a member of the Italic branch of the Indo-European family of languages. After the decline of the Roman Empire it continued to be a medium of communication among educated people throughout the Middle Ages in Europe and elsewhere, and remained the liturgical language of the Roman Catholic Church until the reforms of the second Vatican Council (1962-5); it is still used for scientific names in biology and astronomy. The Romance languages are derived from it.
EXAMPLE SENTENCES
Don't leave that in for too long Janet, or you will get Tamponulous Forti. "remember last time Janet"
She left it in there so long it turned to stone, worst case of Tamponulous Forti i ever saw
Don't leave that in for too long Janet, or you will get Tamponulous Forti. "remember last time Janet"
She left it in there so long it turned to stone, worst case of Tamponulous Forti i ever saw
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