TOM

Abbreviation for a woman's menstrual cycle: Time Of Month. A polite way for a woman to say she has her period.

"Why is krista so bitchy to me lately?"
"TOM must be visiting her"

by transatlanticismx3 July 17, 2009

tom

A perpetual mistake resulting in the demise of a business or relationship.(n);
the inability to make a decision or fu**ing something up.(v)
when someone goofs up and does something really stupid.(adj.)

(n)The Youths of Amerika was never meant to succeed. It was tommed.
(v)Our company is bankrupt! Someone really tommed this one.
(adj.)That sure was a tom thing to do.
(v)Can't believe I tommed that up so bad.

by jonnys March 27, 2008

Tommed

Being "Tommed" is basically being whipped.

Person 1: Dude, stop texting her, you're so tommed.

by $wagasaurausrex December 11, 2012

"Tomming" it

Upon entering a woman with your penis, you grasp the shaft at the base. From there you proceed to swirl you penis rapidly. If performed correctly the G-spot should be hit every time.

Dude, I was "Tomming" it last night, my girl went crazy and let me throat her.

by dddge October 23, 2011

A-Tom

The thing that happens when you speak well before thinking. Or anyone that thinks the UW Badgers mascot is a racoon or a squirrel. Also any person having a crave for watermelon as the majority of their brain.

Person 1:Did you hear what she just said?
Person 2:Yeah what an A-Tom!!

by Fandrews December 28, 2007

tom

A verb that means to go to the bathroom. This was derived from a fiber supplement commercial in which three men went to the bathroom at the same time everyday (the supplement kept them "regular") and each day called out each others' names.

"I need to tom like a racehorse."

by Qaeto March 17, 2007

Tomming

When a person punches themselves in the junk repeatedly due to the outcome of a sporting event.

I wonder if Tom can still father children after "tomming" himself all last night because of Cutler's performance.

by snobbig j November 18, 2009