quarantine tight

When you're the tightest you've ever been because you've just gone without sex for the longest time ever as an adult.

"baby put your N95 mask on and lets meet up secretly for sex. I'm not just ordinary tight right now im quarantine tight"

by Harroubi May 8, 2020

National Tight End Day

A national holiday made for the most underrated position in the NFL the tight end. It was made more popular by the best tight end ever: George Kittlr

George Kittle: It's national Tight end day Baby!!

by George Kittle October 21, 2020

men in tights

staring that one guy from the princess bride the best movie to watch with the bros.

Men in tights is my favorite movie.

by Zack Schader October 7, 2020

My bra is too tight, can you fix it?

Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them

Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*

by emoboi182 December 5, 2022

Cole I’m Not Driving Tonight

It means that cole is a stupid cunt and that i can’t drive tonight

Yeah fuck you cole i’m not driving tonight

by sajdfkl jalskdjf klasdf July 22, 2020

Captain Tight Pants

AKA Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds of the vessel Serenity. Known for being particularly dour, with a harsh sense of humour. Although he finds it difficult to open up, it's obvious that he's a good guy beneath it all. Portrayed by Nathan Fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show Firefly which lasted just one season on FOX from 2002 to 2003. The nickname was first coined by the character Kaylee in the episode "Shindig".

An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.

Example 1 -

Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.

Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants

Example 2 -

Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!

by Neroli April 21, 2008

Tight Rolls

A type of roll applied to the legs of ones pants. Very popular in the 80's. Considered to be Retro.

"Yeah remember back in the days when we used to tight roll our jeans."

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003