When someone has so much f****** money they can afford to have a toaster in every room of the f****** house. Typically a status only attained by ratchet hood rats with big cocks from Rhode Island.
CHAD: Hey man, did you put a stamp on PWR's RSVP envelope?
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.
by chadfieldingstoneworth August 9, 2013
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The act of heating up aluminum foil in an oven then wrapping it around your girlfriends boobs. Once thoroughly heated, you remove the foil and fuck her steaming boobs.
Guy One: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a tot toaster last night.
Guy Two: Didn't it hurt her?
Guy Three: Probably, but to me, it felt awesome!
Guy Two: Didn't it hurt her?
Guy Three: Probably, but to me, it felt awesome!
by penguinshit61 January 16, 2010
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Get the Lesbian Toaster Oven mug.The Great Northern Toaster has a serious of basic steps to follow.
1.) Shit in sexual partners mouth
2.) Proceed to have sex with the person while they still hold the shit in there mouth
3.) When the male partner ejacuates on the womens face she spits the shit out then and only then
1.) Shit in sexual partners mouth
2.) Proceed to have sex with the person while they still hold the shit in there mouth
3.) When the male partner ejacuates on the womens face she spits the shit out then and only then
Man last night me and Eileen tried the Great Northern Toaster, and I felt bad because she had to hold that mouthful of shit for 2 hours before i busted a nut!
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Abby: What do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them
by convojake February 23, 2011
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