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Totes

Abbreviated version of "totally." All words that "totes" modifies should be abbreviated if at all possible; some exceptions apply.

Original usage is "totes obvi" and should never be used by people who actually use "obvi" in conversation.
I am totes starve tonight.
That comment was totes inapprop.
Those test questions were totes ridic!
I can't believe he wouldn't buy me a drink. He is totes cheap!
by IAmTheBooty July 3, 2007
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totes minotes

another way of saying totes magotes, but a cooler way of spelling
Jack: good talk
Emily: totes minotes
by lax196 November 2, 2011
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Totes Magoats

-Are you going to that part tonight?

-Totes Magoats
by jeo0619 March 27, 2009
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Totes Amazeballs

Recently brought to my attention by a fond friend. Use this term whenever possible and the opportunities to use it will be endless. This term is short for 'Totally Amazing'
Dewey: Hey Fuzzy.. What u wanna do after work tonight, it's my Birthday! (to the power of ten repeated)
Fuzzy: I dunno.. Let's get wasted?
Dewey: You know it! Totes Amazeballs!
by Fuzzwan August 2, 2011
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Totes Awk Sitch

Totally Awkard Situation.

First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.
Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf.

Zoe- I knooooow.

Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!
by Joelywh May 14, 2007
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Totes

Two or more large open topped bags with straps, often made of hemp, organic canvas or carbon neutral nylon, typically used by hippies and green yuppies.
Honey, are we ready to go to the farmer's market? Don't forget our totes!

Omg, are those totes made from recycled materials? How greentastic!
by LilMountain April 22, 2011
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muddy totem pole

a guy is defocating in a normal fashion on a toilet and he is erect and then another male climbs aboard his erection and defocates on his penis and it casades onto his lap and into the toilet. make it more fun by stacking up more than two guys and make it a true muddy totem pole.
Bro 1: thanks for the muddy totem pole last night after dancing at The Manhole bar.

Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!
by Vancandy69 December 12, 2009
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