A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.
Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
by Old Man Neltson July 26, 2023

1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.
2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.
3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.
3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!
2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.
3. Detective: How'd he die?
Cop: He got ninja stricked...
Detective: Holy Shit..
2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.
3. Detective: How'd he die?
Cop: He got ninja stricked...
Detective: Holy Shit..
by Francisco Perez IV July 24, 2011

When one does not want to wash her minge because she's having a lazy day and wants to sit on her big fat fanny all day, festering.
Can't be arsed washin' it today, I'm havin' a minge strike day. Will ya still lick me out? ... when you've finished get me a bag ov chips from chippy cocker"
by Doris Mackeral July 8, 2010

A Southtown Strike is the best strike you can get in bowling. It’s like a Brooklyn, only better. There’s no doubt about it when you hit one.
by BenoSupremo January 30, 2021

A game in which we don't have to worry about the ground attacks and only airborne attacks can harm us because the land is owned by MANDAR SIR ,he made this game specially for his nephew SARTHAK KHAPARE.
by 69kela420 July 11, 2019

When the guy is about to cum during sex, pulls out, and the girl slaps his dick so hard that he cries from the pain and gets blue balls because he can no longer finish.
-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.
-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.
-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
I got it in with her the other night; I knew she was selfish, but I didn't think she'd go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! What a bitch!
by KMacAttack1234 August 7, 2011

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
