Titdick

A titdick is a guy with a dick that resembles a tit more than a dick.

1:So...would you say this looks like a dick...or a tit?

2:A...tit.

1:That's 3 for Tit...and 2 for Dick. Great...I have a Titdick.

by coheed117 September 7, 2007

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titmonger

someone that sells tits

Jim decided he was going to be a titmonger when he grew up.

by steeb February 11, 2003

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Related Words

TitDoo • titdown • Tito • titmouse • tido • titjob • titmonger • Tildo • Titnosis • titnotized

My friends were talking about girls and their appearance. Next thing i know my friend says, "yeah, she has titolbitties". I was like--what?! and then all of my friends in me group were like, "you dont know what that mean?" It is the backward form of saying 'Big ol Titties' if you want to be descreit.

Group of guys standing around. A hot girl with big boobs popping out of her shirt walks by...
*guys quietly mention to their group
"man, that chick has titolbitties!"
or
"man, that chick has big ol titties"

by dorkydes April 23, 2009

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Awkward Titmouse

The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.

A
"Why did you leave so early?"
B
"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
A
"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
B
"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"

by Bettina Elizabeth February 23, 2009

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