tim

he is thick and very horny

he is very tim

by tims reaction videos June 15, 2018

Tim From Guitar Club

Why would you EVER want to be Tim. And image going to guitar club. Tim From Guitar Club is both of these things. They (for it can be both genders) are people who tell anecdotes about their lives, but accidentally give away easily mock-able information (like their real name is Tim and they do Guitar club). The mockery will go on for hours on end, and any attempt to salvage reputation through roasts will be countered with phrases similar to "at least I'm not Tim and I don't do guitar club)

Person 1: Bruh, Tim ammirite?
Person 2: I heard he does guitar club
Person 1: Bruh, that makes him a Tim From Guitar Club
Person 2: Stop saying bruh

by Bruh,Yankee January 23, 2021

Nice like tim nice

Used when something awesome happens and can be used in place of words such as "cool" and "tight"

Meaghan: Theres a pizza on the kitchen counter and you can have it.

Nick: Thats nice like tim nice!

by Nicholas Searcy October 16, 2007

Turbo Tim

'n': The Chuck Norris of Snowmobiling.

'verb': To dominate a snow covered mountain.

There are no unclimbable mountains, only mountains TURBO TIM has yet to climb. Turbo Tim went back in time on his turbo Apex and simulaneously deflected both bullets whizzing towards JFK. The president was so astonished his head exploded. Turbo Tim lifted a stock Apex twice. Turbo Tim thought about round house kicking an XP and it fell apart. Gravity effects YOU. Turbo Tim effects gravity.

by RMK1155 October 13, 2007

Tim Day

A day where instead of working, you simply wander all over the office spending 10-15 minutes at each desk socializing. The effect is that not only do you have absolutely no productivity what so ever, but you lower the productivity of several other individuals. By the end of the day, the person has single-handedly caused a downgrade in productivity for the entire company.

I was up until 3am getting high and playing Nintendo so I'm not real motivated today. Maybe I'll just make it a tim day.

by Gooomba February 8, 2008

Tim Capello

The muscle bound oiled up saxaphone god who appeared in the cult classic; The Lost Boys,.

If you ever have doubts in life, simply ask yourself; "Do I still believe?"

Sam; "Dang my life sucks, what am I gonna do?"

Ian; "Remember Tim Capello's wise words

do you still believe?"

Sam; "OH I STILL BELIEVE!!!"

by Altruistic Idealist May 19, 2010

the tim

Giant toaster oven which produces excessively large pieces of toast.

If Mexico had the tim, the world wouldn't be hungry.

by mr wax man August 4, 2004