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change the tide

When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.
Sorry I took forever guys. I had to change the tide in there and got some splash back...
by Rylo K3n April 24, 2018
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Secrets Tides

A resort in the Dominican Republic with beautiful beaches, restaurants and pools. The occasional swinger can be found at the preferred pool bubbler spa, so be ready to disrobe and fornicate.
Secrets Tides is a great place to vacation, or get accidentally pregnant.
by Binoc9 June 23, 2024
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Tide pod

The forbidden fruit
It is a delicious snack and can be safely eaten
by Dnak Mmees May 29, 2018
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Burmese tide pod

It where you bust in her throat. while she while she strangles you nuts in her hand. As hard as possible.
Tim and Karen had a great time in bed. When Tim came in Karen's throat. Just as Karen Burmese tide podded Tim.
by AkaSatchmoAka January 27, 2022
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Tide

Like they dead, and they dead like flies, flies like flies everywhere because they dead
Zias: What you mean by that?
Kodak: I’m tide up in this interview and I’m tide as hell rn.
by Neon General December 8, 2021
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Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also "bit torrent"
"So, this one time, I was posing for an advert, and I felt this fiery tingle in my arse. I thought.... shit! Am I actually touching cloth???"

"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."
by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023
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eat your tide pods

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae
when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods
by unculturedkae January 12, 2018
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