Shelf Tities

Natural breasts that are so huge and horizontal in orientation that they could in theory be used as a shelf of sorts. Shelf Tities most often occur on obese black women, but on occasion can be seen on massive white and hispanic women. Shelf Tities must be natural, ie, huge breasts created via breast implants do not apply.

Guy 1: Hey man, look at that fat woman over there.

Guy 2: Holy Crap! those are some massive shelf tities!

Guy 1: Yea man, I bet you could set your drink up there and it wouldnt fall off.

by SSS383 October 30, 2007

titicaca

A newbie in TacOps.

Look at titicaca!

by Shh73v3 March 9, 2003

swiming in Titicaca

Treating some one as though they are good enough to play the games, but then when they realize their nose is red they can't join in on any games.

"He's playing risky business with all that swimming in Titicaca he's doin"

by Kefka March 8, 2004

titilait

to laugh histarically.

HAHA. I just titilaited.

by Emawee Stollberger January 3, 2008

titie slackers

Womens breast that sag in an unattrative manner.

"Dude, those titie slackers in that porno were in need of medical attention."

by Dallas Over Nine Thousand November 4, 2009

titieus

The man behind the beast. Titieus has a severe rage problem. Called, the rage of titieus. Beware for monsterquest to be hunting the Titmeister, for he is a danger to society.

Dude did you see Titieus flip yesterday?" other friend, "yeah he was going insane, showing off his rage perfectly.

by The big fick May 18, 2011

titillate your parts

(OR; titillate ONES' parts!!)

as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!

extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!

that godiva chocolate will titillate your parts!

SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!

that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!

having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN

by michael foolsley November 1, 2011