freudian text

Texting someone what's really on your mind before editing with a language, content or audience filter.

"My Wife told me she was going to her Mom's on Saturday for dinner, but while she was out, she texted me that 'She'd be home from the spa around nine.'
Ha! She thinks I'm helping Joe put in a new deck. I wrote her back, 'Ok, the poker game is almost over.'
Double Freudian text; we're both idiots."

by Towanjica August 20, 2009

K text

The extremely annoying one or two character text consisting of either "K" or "Ok" that one receives at or near the end of a text conversation, usually preceded by a informative or directive text. Hated universally for its lack of substance and often wasting valuable limited texts for those of us who are too poor to afford unlimited.

While texting:
"R u goin to the game 2mrw?"
"Yea everyone else is going"
"K"

"Will you go out with me?"
"No I think you are unattractive and stupid."
"K"

Teenager 1: Dude why didn't you text me back?
Teenager 2: You send me the K text you dumbass.

by WLH May 3, 2008

the double text

The double text refers to impatient boys or girls usually desparate for their crush's attention. When two texts are sent without one reply making he/she seem desparate. Quite common, but more rare forms have been witnessed: the triple text and even the quadruple text.

Kurt: Hey babe you alright? Xxxx
NO REPLY
Kurt: Oooh givin me the silent treatment r we? :P xxx
The double text has been committed- NO REPLY
Kurt: what u up to bbe x
NO REPLY - triple text
Kurt: Mornin you, alrite today? X

Texts usually hours apart then increase to days apart as sender doesn't want to look desparate even though they are also note number of kisses declines.

by wldntulike2no;) October 22, 2011

Text Blocker

The person that sits in front of you in class that you use to text behind. Usually works well with fat kids that never get out of their seat.

"Hey you see John over there?. Yeah man, he is an excellent text blocker. I can text all period".

by BayAreaMatt August 13, 2008

Unprotected Text

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.

Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...

by Madfat October 3, 2007

text company

When someone is at a boring event/place and they want people text them in order to make that event/place a little more bearable.

Person 1: Ugh! I have to go my brothers stupid college graduation ceremony!
Person 2: Will you have your phone with you? I can keep you text company.
Person 1: Ok thanks a lot!

by MasterofXD January 19, 2009

textbonics

The jibberish that some people use in emails, while texting, everyday communication, and occasionally resumes. Typically, created by using phoenics and street-speak. Mostly it is a recrimination and reflection of one's K-12 experience.

u=you, ur=your/you are, b4=before, textbonics, etc.

by Astonished by the ignorant March 6, 2010