the mile rule

When your girlfriend is In another state so it is socially and politically correct to cheat on her

Carson: Avery is in Alabama

Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?

Nash: cause bro the mile rule

by T$mgang January 19, 2018

Miles Campbell

The ultimate defence in the FBI

Miles campbell saved the world

by Spook bitch September 25, 2019

2,680 miles

The length of my penis when folded in half. Also the length of the mainland United States.

Dude, how did you get your penis to 2,680 miles long?
I just folded it in half.

by Cheeeeek February 25, 2019

Pulling a Miles

Getting drunk and fucked up and missing all of your classes the next day

Omg, he just drank a whole handle and broke his Brita, he must be pulling a miles!

by ABCDEF G. January 28, 2023

Mexican miles

The miles available on your vehicle after the needle is on empty

We’re on empty but we have enough Mexican miles left to make it to the store

by TheLeeSauce December 26, 2019

miles boreal

miles boreal is an artist, a creator, and a genuine best friend. theyre making a show, attending school and dealing with my bullshit 25/8. they deserve an award

josh: "miles boreal is so slay"
rick: "they really are, props to them"

by dickdeath August 1, 2022

Miles Lee

Miles Lee - a real life example of Loki Laufeyson who lives by these three rules: Rule one, Everyone has honor. Rule two, rule one is a lie, there is no such thing as honor. Rule three, everyone and everything is a tool to get what you want!!!

Miles Lee and da swim meets.

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** February 20, 2022